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HONEY, DO YOU WANT SOME BROKEN-UP LITTLE 7-11 WHEAT CRACKERS? SOME GUY BY THE RIVER IS FEEDING EVERYONE. IF WE HURRY THERE WILL STILL BE SOME LEFT.
MOMMMMMM! GO AWAY! I’M ON MY WEBCAM! I’M TRYING TO BE FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET!
OH. I’M SORRY. I JUST THOUGHT BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A DIET YOU’D ENJOY THE LOW CALORIES AND 0G OF TRANS FAT. PLUS THEIR OVEN-TOASTED FLAVOR IS RICH AND ROBUST.
STOP INTERFERING WITH MY MODERN DAY COMING-OF-AGE RITUALS!
SORRY HONEY.